Latest Podcast Episodes
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 3
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Why didn't I listen to Janet Fielding?" Topics up for discussion during this thrilling climax include: temporal '****-ing' orbits, Jim'll Fix It, pen torch lawsuits and irirrefutable proof that the Doctor hated Adric.
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 2
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!" This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Topics covered this week include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation.
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 1
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!" John Paul joins the podcasting team as Tachyon TV tackles the '96 Movie with the Pertwee logo on it. Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion.
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The Claws of Axos Part 4
Tachyon TV Podcasts"It Ain't Half Shit, Mum" Topics covered this week include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys.
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The Claws of Axos Part 3
Tachyon TV Podcasts"What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?" Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle')
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The Claws of Axos Part 2
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series". As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership...
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The Claws of Axos Part 1
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Chinn! Chinn!" Play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game?E whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense.
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Pudsey Cutaway
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!" All the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case
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Rose
Tachyon TV Podcasts"Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood." Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea.
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The Brink of Disaster
Tachyon TV Podcasts"It's a shame this isn't in colour..." - Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really
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The Edge of Destruction
Tachyon TV PodcastsJoin Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine)
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The Christmas Invasion - Part Two
Tachyon TV PodcastsThe Tachyon TV continue their search for Paul Rogers in part 2 of The Christmas Invasion.
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The Christmas Invasion - Part One
Tachyon TV PodcastsThe Tachyon TV team take on the Christmas Invasion. Listen carefully as Neil digs himself a very big hole.
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The Five Doctors - Part Four
Tachyon TV PodcastsTachyon TV reach the end of The Five Doctors (nigerian version). ***** ****** was removed for legal reasons.
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The Five Doctors - Part Three
Tachyon TV PodcastsCue your 5 Doctors DVD up to 50' 37" and sit back and enjoy Tachyon TV's systematic deconstruction of part 3 of the Nigerian version of this Doctor Who classic.
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The Five Doctors - Part Two
Tachyon TV PodcastsThe Tachyon TV Team continue their psychotic trip into podcasting land with the second part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen out for the sound of John choking to death on his own hyperbole
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The Five Doctors - Part One
Tachyon TV PodcastsThe Tachyon TV Team dip their toe into the podcasting pool with the first part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen carefully for the sound of our first writ landing on the door mat during this recording
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7.3 - Fear Flight (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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7.3 - Fear Flight (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
As when the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
This is the first entirely original Crossover Adventure Production, with no dialogue sourced from any other TV series or movies. Inspired by the thriller hijacked-plane film genre, this is another in the adventures of the Nth Doctor, Frobisher and Destina.
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7.3 - Fear Flight (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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7.2 - Fear Flight (Episode 2)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 2 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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7.2 - Fear Flight (Episode 2)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 2 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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7.2 - Fear Flight (Episode 2)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 2 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
As when the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
This is the first entirely original Crossover Adventure Production, with no dialogue sourced from any other TV series or movies. Inspired by the thriller hijacked-plane film genre, this is another in the adventures of the Nth Doctor, Frobisher and Destina.
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7.1 - Fear Flight (Episode 1)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 1 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
As when the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
This is the first entirely original Crossover Adventure Production, with no dialogue sourced from any other TV series or movies. Inspired by the thriller hijacked-plane film genre, this is another in the adventures of the Nth Doctor, Frobisher and Destina.
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7.1 - Fear Flight (Episode 1)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 1 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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7.1 - Fear Flight (Episode 1)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 1 of 3
"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"
The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.
The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.
But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.
When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...
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6.4 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 4)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 4 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor takes his companions for a holiday at an old farm in sixteenth century France. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
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6.4 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 4)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 4 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor manages to take his companions for a bit of a holiday in sixteenth century France at an old farm the Doctor managed to appropriate. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
Inspired by the film Ever After, this crossover is another in the adventures of the Nth Doctor, Frobisher and Destina.
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6.4 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 4)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 4 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor takes his companions for a holiday at an old farm in sixteenth century France. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
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6.3 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor takes his companions for a holiday at an old farm in sixteenth century France. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
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6.3 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor manages to take his companions for a bit of a holiday in sixteenth century France at an old farm the Doctor managed to appropriate. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
Inspired by the film Ever After, this crossover is another in the adventures of the Nth Doctor, Frobisher and Destina.
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6.3 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 3)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 3 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor takes his companions for a holiday at an old farm in sixteenth century France. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
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6.2 - A Time Lord In Prince Henry's Court (Episode 2)
Crossover Adventure ProductionsEpisode 2 of 4
"Doctor, I don't believe it! How could you be against love?"
Whilst making repairs to the TARDIS, the Doctor takes his companions for a holiday at an old farm in sixteenth century France. Frobisher isn't impressed - he'd much rather be on Florana than on Earth (again) in a time before they even have electricity. Destina, on the other hand, is finding the time period fascinating. Having been brought up on Gallifrey, she's never been exposed to such things as 'apples' before...
However, Destina soon finds something that holds her interest far more than any fruit could do. The palace of King Francis I of France is nearby, and Destina manages to catch the royal prince, Henry, stealing their horses. But royal thieving aside, Destina sees something in the prince, something she's never seen in anyone else before. So when the Doctor announces he wishes to go to court to visit an old friend of his, Destina insists on tagging along.
But why does the Doctor seem so against Destina associating herself with the royal Prince? And who is the dark stranger, who is keeping such a watchful eye on the time travellers? Will this love story end happily ever after?
